Oh no. Cracked vibranium shield.
How can we have Captain America without his vibranium shield?
If only there were some way to get more vibranium!
Oh no. Broken jet-powered glider wings.
How can we have The Falcon without his jet-powered glider wings?
If only there were someone who knew how to rebuild these wings!
AND THE ANSWER IS NEVER EVER TONY STARK.
Tony Stark is the reason they’re in that mess too.
Asahina comes to the horrifying realization that she has terrible dental hygiene.
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[x] FUCKING TOLD
[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[x] BEN TOLDS
[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[x] 007: TOLDENEYE
[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
I’m so sorry. I couldn’t resist.
my mom called my older brother a capitalist today